Drity Jerz
When a girl is giving you head and wile sucking off she gags and pukes all over your dick. And then continues to suck your dick.
Drity Jerz by Vinny P Matt T November 20, 2007
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dirty jerz
dirty jerz by Bowlby September 28, 2004
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Dirty Jerz
1.The term that people from New Jersey say lovingly to tell people where they are from.
2.A term people from other states call New Jersey if they want to get knocked the fuck out.
2.A term people from other states call New Jersey if they want to get knocked the fuck out.
1. Man 1. Where are you from?
Man 2. I represent Dirty Jerz to the fullist.
2. Man 1. Don't listin to him he is from Dirty Jerz...
Man 1. (a few hours later) Man, I just got knocked the
fuck out...
Man 2. I represent Dirty Jerz to the fullist.
2. Man 1. Don't listin to him he is from Dirty Jerz...
Man 1. (a few hours later) Man, I just got knocked the
fuck out...
Dirty Jerz by MKasper August 11, 2006
Dirty Jerz
1. A term that describes any dangerous and illegal maneuver in a motor vehicle, typical of the normal, yet aggressive, driving practices of New Jersey drivers. Most often, a dirty jerz involves any combination of tailgating, speeding, illegal lane changes, aggressive driving, passing on the shoulder, cutting off other drivers, and/or crashing a car, truck, or motorcycle.
2. A really aggressive and dangerously bad driver.
2. A really aggressive and dangerously bad driver.
"Look at this asshole on the shoulder, he's about to pull a dirty jerz."
"I would have made that light if dirty jerz here in front of me didn't cut me off and slam on his brakes."
"I would have made that light if dirty jerz here in front of me didn't cut me off and slam on his brakes."
Dirty Jerz by Old_Crow May 31, 2013
Dirty Jerz
North Jersey ie Newark, Paterson, Elizabeth, Jersey City, Bayonne, Hackensack and surrounding areas. - and NOT hillbilly south Jersey!! Nothing can be Dirty Jerz unless there’s brick projects there period.
Dirty Jerz by DJlilscrappyNJ November 11, 2022
Dirty Jerz
The act of pleasuring someone via licking his/her nostril in a circular motion with varying degrees of nostril depth.
Etymology: Originated from the Greek "Nostril Job," evolved into "NJ" during the Medieval Period. In Modern times has become "The New Jersey" in formal settings, but typically referred to as "The Dirty Jerz" outside of aristocratic families.
Etymology: Originated from the Greek "Nostril Job," evolved into "NJ" during the Medieval Period. In Modern times has become "The New Jersey" in formal settings, but typically referred to as "The Dirty Jerz" outside of aristocratic families.
Did you see Becky? She was giving that guy a dirty jerz in public!
or
Mom: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Son: Oh yeah! I can even give myself the dirty jerz!
Mom: Go to your room.
or
Mom: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Son: Oh yeah! I can even give myself the dirty jerz!
Mom: Go to your room.
Dirty Jerz by bignostril August 7, 2011
Dirty Jerz
Refers to South Jersey and how much better it is than North Jersey. Also where the cooler people live in Jersey.
Alex: I can't wait to go back to dirty jerz. Its way better than this North Jersey bullshit.
Bobby: I hear ya on that!
Bobby: I hear ya on that!
Dirty Jerz by TheDaddy262 April 8, 2009
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