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Drunk and Horny 

to be wasted obviously and then wanna fuck like crazy drunk sex is the best! be careful use some condoms.
dude, i was so drunk and horny i was urning to poke that bitch all night long.

Horny Drunk 

When a usually straight laced person becomes horny when drunk and hooks up with lots of guys/girls at a party. Opposed to being a "Slut". Being a "Horny Drunk" implies that you are not like that all the time.
Mary isn't a slut, she's just a horny drunk!
Horny Drunk by conchowino February 23, 2009

Drunk and Horny 

What I am right now.
I want a girl on my jock as we speak.
Drunk and Horny by Peter North November 25, 2003

Drunk and Horny 

What Steven is every time he drinks.....
Steven is always drunk and horny
Drunk and Horny by Pinon December 28, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026