an act of revenge wherein the victim has his or her pillow cases turned inside out, filled with male ejaculate then turned back to their normal side with the intent of having him or her sleep with their face down in sperm. This maneuver is also highly effective if the applicant inserts his genitals within the pillow case then cums within it without reversing the case. Generally reserved for prepubescent pranks or immature or hateful ways of telling a loved one how you feel.
Mark: "So how did you tell her that you wanted to get the divorce? that had of been a really difficult conversation with Carol, your wife."
John: "I've been letting the sweet dream maneuver give her the news for the last 2 years of our relationship"
Made of these. Who am I to disagree? I've traveled the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something! Some of them want to use you, Some of them want to get used by you, some of them want to abuse you, and some of them want to be abused.
Sweet dreams are made of these. Who am I to disagree? I've traveled the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something!
when that one person puts you to sleep/ tells you to go to bed, it feels different and you will certainly have sweet dreams
Person A: *up at 3am*
Person B: “hey, go to sleep it’s 3am”
Person A: “but i’m not tired”
Person B: “i don’t want you to be tired in the morning.”
Person A: “ok fine night.”
Person B: “sweet dreams”
That serendipitous friend that out of nowhere captivates your soul.
A man with a super strong memegame, and a renowned quick draw on the perfect GIF.
Cultivator of the beard you want when you grow up.
The person that is your first though in the morning and your last thought at night.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.