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a word originating at rchs highschool used when referring to a severely retarted or over exaggerated statement or event or statement that is over the top
1.

-nigga i have more LD than you.

- nigga ur sounding drastic af!
2.

-bro i smashed that bitch this weekend and her pussy smelt drastic af!

- damn that is pretty drastic
3.

- nigga my mom grounded me this weekend for layin too much pipe

- drastic...
drastic by JsAm777 November 13, 2010

drastic measures 

When one person is so angry at another that they announce "drastic measures" will take place. Ensuring that the actually act of drastic measurement is vague as to leave the victim confused and bewildered.
Laura proclaimed "drastic measures" will take place after skillfully spotting a girls pink backpack in the background of Dave's picture.
drastic measures by Babar&Geigers November 22, 2009

drastic measure 

An extreme act that anyone can perform, pertaining to any situation.
Any and all of us here are capable of taking a drastic measure.
drastic measure by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

Drastic Park

Oh, you see that guy singing. He tries to be like Tom.
He is such a Drastic Park!
Drastic Park by Oh, shucks! February 15, 2021

Drastic Park

A flock of young men, who in school, couldn’t get laid; so they formed a band.
That kid is such a virgin. He will be the next Drastic Park
Drastic Park by Oh, shucks! February 19, 2021

Drastic-Spastic-Mastic 

Pretty self defined. A town on Long Island that is considered the “ghettoist” of them all. Has it’s own IG @only_in_mastic where you can preview all the “ghetto shit” that goes on down there. A once beautiful sea side town turned inside out by drugs, white boy wannabe “thugs”, and a complete “white trash” breed of their own. “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” is full of backstabbing trash bag whores named Alyssa Taverna who is a “cum guzzler” and now houses David J. D’amore I I who put the “Swindle” in “Swindlehurst” him being there now is not doing Mastic any better. Can a town this bad get any worse? Yasss! The reservation aka: “tha Rez” is where you hear gun shots and can score pretty much anything, yes including cheap gas and cigs.
Put on your Kevlar we are heading into “the no go zone” “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic where literally ANYTHING can happen including Bully Joel the famous bull that took a run through the town of Mastic lmfao people are “Drastic” they are “Spastic” and obviously from “Mastic”

Drastic-Spastic-Mastic 

Pretty self explanatory. The butthole town of Long Island. The “ghettoist” town there is. Once a beautiful sea-side town, now full of clowns, drug addicts, drug dealers, wannabe “thugs” and all “white trash” town. Has it’s own IG @Only_in_Mastic where you can see videos of the “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” shannanigans. Where chaos is captured everyday! Including “Bully Joel” the bull who ran through Mastic last month because he went “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” This town includes the reservation aka: “The Rez” where you can score cheap cigarettes and gas amongst anything else you desire but watch out for the drive-by shootings.
Don’t forget to wear your Kevlar we are taking a ride through “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” where literally ANYTHING can happen! Watch your step the walkways are littered with used “pins” aka: needles 💉 Don’t stay too long or else you’ll turn “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic”
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1. Place

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2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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