Drankened

When you have drank something.

"I have drankened it in the past"

by Smort person April 19, 2022

Drunkenese

The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.

Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"

by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005

drankenstein

when someone becomes a monster created from mixing several different alcohols.

For example, "damn it who let Brook-lyn mix all those different alcohols? You know she becomes drankenstein after shot number four. Someone hide her phone."

by MrzHyde November 18, 2016

Drinkend

A Drinkend is a 2-3 day weekend where you have time off and do nothing but drink. Doesn't matter what you're doing or who you're with. One thing is for sure, you're drinking alcohol!

Ex. Kevin Johnson: What are you doing this Memorial Day weekend?

Dano: Having a Drinkend!

by 3belowzero.com June 2, 2010

drunkenese

(n.) <Capitalized> the language spoken by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated, usually marked by slurring or incomprehensibility of each word spoken

(adj.) of, relating to, or characterized by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated

Had the bum not spoken in his native dialect, Drunkenese, he may have more easily convinced the tourists to lend him a dollar.

by Felix Doore November 2, 2008

Dranexed

Drunk and on Xanax, really out of it. Wasted from doing a mixture of Xanax and drinking alcohol.

She is so dranexed that she is already passing out again.

by JWoFL March 18, 2009

drunkener

a little more drunk than drunken , drunkener.

he was pretty drunk, you were way more drunk, but he is way drunkener than you!

by katelyn<3 May 15, 2006