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Daguerreotype
C'mon, be honest with yourself. The word "daguerreotype" doesn't make you think of photographs. It makes you think of something ethnic. Something saucy. Something like an evil Mexican sorcerer.
You don't want to miss with Old Daguerreotype... One time, I dared to look at his feet, and he stole my house as punishment.
Legend has it that Daguerreotype only walks among the living when he is bored with feasting on the dead.
There is a story of a young boy, Ramon, exclaiming in the streets of Mexico City, "Daguerreotype is a myth! He's not real!" Noted city wise woman Ana Garcia Velasquez Garcia Ramon responded shrilly, "DON'T SAY THE NAME!!!" It is said that Ramon disappeared that night, and inside his house only the curious smell of stale taco shells remained...
The village elders claim that Dastardly Daguerreotype lived among the dinosaurs, and when one of them sassed him by stealing one of his Daguerreoplants, he wiped out the entire species as just recompense.
It was Daguerreotype's sins that made God summon forth the Great Flood.
Daguerreotype was the snake who told Eve to eat the apple.
Daguerreotype was the Spanish Inquisition.
Daguerreotype is living in your attic.
You don't want to miss with Old Daguerreotype... One time, I dared to look at his feet, and he stole my house as punishment.
Legend has it that Daguerreotype only walks among the living when he is bored with feasting on the dead.
There is a story of a young boy, Ramon, exclaiming in the streets of Mexico City, "Daguerreotype is a myth! He's not real!" Noted city wise woman Ana Garcia Velasquez Garcia Ramon responded shrilly, "DON'T SAY THE NAME!!!" It is said that Ramon disappeared that night, and inside his house only the curious smell of stale taco shells remained...
The village elders claim that Dastardly Daguerreotype lived among the dinosaurs, and when one of them sassed him by stealing one of his Daguerreoplants, he wiped out the entire species as just recompense.
It was Daguerreotype's sins that made God summon forth the Great Flood.
Daguerreotype was the snake who told Eve to eat the apple.
Daguerreotype was the Spanish Inquisition.
Daguerreotype is living in your attic.
Daguerreotype by APARTMENT 4 January 22, 2015
Natsu Dragneel
Natsu Dragneel is a character from the anime show Fairy Tail. He suffers from severe motion sickness.
He has epic dragon powers.
He has epic dragon powers.
Natsu Dragneel by KK1412 November 29, 2010
dragussy
Dragon pussy. DnD players often use it when they are trying to tap the dragon. A warm inviting term for a dragons genitals.
dragussy by Wazzupiddy April 26, 2022
hose dragger
hose dragger by KY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy December 17, 2006
Tip Dragger
Tip Dragger by Discoinsterno March 14, 2015
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