A dude who likes dragons and makes yo mama jokes, I think that would give you a pretty good idea of his personality. Don't try and argue against him, that's the one thing he's good at. But very uptight and bad at handling people cuz he loves arguing.
by ValacFTW January 9, 2022
Get the Dragonizer mug.Dragonite is a very powerful pseudo legendary Dragon/Flying type Pokémon. It's basically the Pokémon equivalent of the noob tube. It has an extremely OP ability in Multiscale, which cuts damage from the first attack it takes while at full health in half. This can be circumvented with the use of Stealth Rocks to chip a god 1/4 of its HP away when it enters the battle field, but that rarely ever matters since it's commonly used as a lead and almost always is accompanied by a Pokémon capable of getting rid of said entry hazard. Because of said ability, even most Ice type attacks (which it has a 4 times weaknesses to) won't OHKO a standard Dragonite, much less a bulky set. It's also problematic in that it has access to Dragon Dance, which raises both Attack and Speed one stage, as well as Extreme Speed, a move with high priority that almost always attacks first. Its Outrage attack is a death sentence, especially after an Attack boost. You would think the existence of Fairy type Pokémon would hinder its performance in today's metagame due to their immunity to its Dragon type moves, but such is sadly not the case because Dragonite also has Steel Wing and Iron Tail in its arsenal to one shot any pesky fae in its way. Dragonite is truly the king of all OU Dragon type Pokémon.
Guy 1: So I ALMOST had him, but then he pulled out his Dragonite and swept my team after getting a Dragon Dance up while I switched into my Fairy type and wrecked everything I had left.
Guy 2: Don't feel bad dude, it's fucking Dragonite. Son of a bitch has been OP since Gen V.
Guy 1: Ugh, why the hell doesn't smogon just ban the damn thing?
Guy 2: For real. It's too easy to sweep with and there aren't that many good counters or checks against it. It's just a pain in the ass.
Guy 2: Don't feel bad dude, it's fucking Dragonite. Son of a bitch has been OP since Gen V.
Guy 1: Ugh, why the hell doesn't smogon just ban the damn thing?
Guy 2: For real. It's too easy to sweep with and there aren't that many good counters or checks against it. It's just a pain in the ass.
by FatherofGray February 7, 2014
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In the game: A really good pokemon that can learn a wide variety of attacks with good stats all-around, especially attack.
In the anime: A really shitty pokemon that lost to a yellow piece of shit called pikachu.
In the anime: A really shitty pokemon that lost to a yellow piece of shit called pikachu.
What!?!?! pikachu actually defeated a dragonite but couldn't win against an elekid? That's bullshit!!!!
by *#.. May 25, 2007
Get the dragonite mug.Dragonite, The evolved form of Dragonair. Dragonair evolves into Dragonite at Level 55, so if you wan't a Dragonite, be able and ready to train you're Dratini/Dragonair. It is a very cool pokemon because it can learn many diffrent moves.
by sonicbro789 November 26, 2010
Get the Dragonite mug.To dragonize something is to turn it into a dragon via folding, drawing, taping cardboard, etc. If you wanted to Dragonize a picture of a polar bear, you would draw spines, wings, horns, a tail, etc on it to make its appearance both medieval and frightening
Anything in the world can be dragonized, to dragonize your own dog, simply make a costume out of cardboard (color of you choice). and tie it with string.
Anything in the world can be dragonized, to dragonize your own dog, simply make a costume out of cardboard (color of you choice). and tie it with string.
"dude, i was so bored during Bio today, so i decided to dragonize the animals on that handout she gave us."
by HeWhoShallNotBeSmited45 April 7, 2009
Get the Dragonize mug.The BEST flavor of Bacardi Rum in existence. It’s a fusion of dragonfruit and strawberry flavors. Goes well with almost anything, but a simple Rum n’ Coke will do the trick in a pinch, or, you want it lighter… mix it with Sprite. But seriously, there are endless combinations to be found with this legendary elixir. Go out there and try it!
I fused Bacardi Dragonberry with Sprite and Mountain Dew Voltage to form a new drink called a Luster Dragon.
by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023
Get the Bacardi Dragonberry mug.Only the most delicious shot EVER! Made with Bacardi Dragonberry, lemon (or sour) and sugar along the rim. Mmmm...sweet!
Careful, though...they have a tendency to sneak up on ya!
Careful, though...they have a tendency to sneak up on ya!
by TampaTina May 25, 2011
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