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Draffing 

The act of spelling the alphabet with a mouthful of semen.
Dave tried draffing to M but liked the taste so much he swallowed at C.
Draffing by BobbyFly June 25, 2010
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Draffing 

The act of saying the alphabet with a mouthfull of jizz.
Dave tried draffing it to M but liked the taste so much he swallowed at C.
Draffing by BobbyFly June 25, 2010

Draffing 

The act of trying to say the alphabet with a mouth full of jizz.
Dave tried draffing it to M but liked the taste so much he had to swallow at C.
Draffing by BobbyFly June 24, 2010

toll drafting 

The act of quickly following a paying driver through a toll station before the cross member falls thus blocking your otherwise mad escape OR tailgating someone very closely through an EZ Pass lane with the same intent. This tactic can also be employed with great success exiting parking decks.
Thanks to my toll drafting skills I save over $350 dollars in tolls this year while only being hit with 2 fines worth $60 and making good time the EZ Pass lane to boot.
toll drafting by Tenacious Faulker January 22, 2009

ambulance drafting 

Directly following an ambulance to or from an emergency in order to take advantage of the parted traffic in order to get ahead of your fellow commuters. Sometimes called ambulance chasing.
Man! Rush hour would've made me late for my job interiew, but fortunately there was a terrible accident. However, thanks to my ambulance drafting skills I was actually early. Too bad family of 5 had to die so I could land a job.

Drafting 

What the uneducated and under skilled drivers call Tailgating. Its when you follow closely behind another car traveling at a high rate of speed to decrease the amount of air resistance on your awesome sports car so as to save a little money on fuel or get up more speed to slingshot around him.
"Doesn't this jerk know I'm drafting so i can save money with these outrageous gas prices??"
Drafting by Pyrosis March 10, 2008

treadmill drafting 

The act of finding the hottest girl in the gym doing cardio, and going behind her to enjoy the view. A common practice among fat men who lack the natural motivation to exercise. Only works when treadmills/ellipticals/bikes are organized in rows.
Wow, i was treadmill drafting behind that chick for the past half hour. She is definitely not wearing any underwear.
treadmill drafting by pascooby June 14, 2011
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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