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dowsing rod 

A forked stick used to find underground water. Shaped like a Y. When there's water, the straight part of the stick moves towards the ground.
I tried a dowsing rod on several occasions & it Always found water! I used a simple stick & it worked, to my amazement!
dowsing rod by Starchylde June 23, 2016
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Dowsky by Rainysebby June 1, 2021

Dirty Dowsing Rod 

A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area, wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he immediately proceeds to rub one out on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.
1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.
Dirty Dowsing Rod by Moonshine Billy February 25, 2015
The ability to find people, artefacts or substances by use of maps, pictures or physically being in a place are currently the most popular applications of Dowsing. Most dowsers use two 'dowsing rods' and/or a pendulum. The rods, traditionally known as 'Wishing Rods', are formed into an L shape and are usually made of copper although the oldest known material was wood, usually forked Hazel branches along with Apple, Beech and Alder. (It is said that metal coat hangers work just as well!). One rod is held in each hand and you have located what it is you are looking for when the rods cross.
dowsing is sometinmes used to help find broken pipes underground.
dowsing by caitlin reed January 5, 2005
These is used when something is really good or cool, and makes you shocked
That’s so dowse
dowse by MissRJ June 16, 2020
Dowsh is a word used when explaining to someone that they are a big (huge) douche. When they are more then a douche the word dowsh should be used in its place
You fucking hard-on, you have got to be the biggest dowsh in the world.
Dowsh by Grundle McGunt September 27, 2004
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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