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lousy-dowsey 

Refers to someone's less-than-satisfactory performance to find an aquifer with a forked stick.
Not only did da local slick-salesman shyster perform a lousy-dowsey job of finding well-spots on my property, but then he also was 100% lousy-DOUSEY about putting out his campfire afterwards --- he cluelessly used GASOLINE instead of water to pour on said smoldering coals, causing an even bigger conflagration than anything that he'd had originally!
lousy-dowsey by QuacksO May 9, 2022
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Robert Downey Jr 

A dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
Robert Downey Jr is well known for the line, "What do you mean, you people?"
Robert Downey Jr by Kirk Lazarus October 16, 2008

Robert Downey Jr. 

One of the most talented, versatile and admirable (not to mention badass) actors of our time. Has persistently displayed witty performances alongside depth and variation throughout his impressive career.

Best known for his films Iron Man, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Chaplin, Tropic Thunder, Sherlock Holmes and (wait for it) the upcoming Avengers...can't wait!!

Also known for his impressive strength & recovery from drug use, and even for his charm and attractiveness (looking pretty good for being in his 40s).
Dossey is the word to define the fucking champions of everything. A funny and awesome people who know how to work around things and kick ass!
Dude, I wish I could be a Dossey , they're so awesome!
Dossey by FuckingAwesomeDossey April 9, 2016

Angelo Dorsey 

Angelo Dorsey An•gel•o Dor•sey

1.) A Musical Artist
I wish I could sing like that guy Angelo Dorsey.

The Dowey Sandwich 

A fully basted turkey in between two large pizzas.

A hyperbole used to describe what your fat friend eats.
Dowey is coming over?? We're gonna need more food! Better order the Dowey Sandwich.
The Dowey Sandwich by koolaidmatt December 21, 2010