Downfucker

A friend who always says no when you ask him to go to a party or an event with you (or even just to come over to your house), because he is just too lazy.
You can also say he fucks down.

Ann: do you wanna go with us to the party?
Amel: No sorry I'm too lazy right now
Ann: Amel doesn't come. He fucks down again. He is a total downfucker.

Downfucker by AnnSanityOo December 6, 2016

donfuckery 

A play on "Tomfoolery" replacing "Tom" with "Don" from Donald Trump and "foolery" with "fuckery" as defined by Urban Dictionary.

I'm tired of all this donfuckery; just be reasonable.
Stop your donfuckery.
Bob and Mary were involved in some serious donfuckery.

donfuckery by WTFGuy2020 November 3, 2020

dunfuckered 

When something is fucked up to the point where it is going to be a pain in the ass to fix.

Your lawnmower is dunfuckered.

dunfuckered by Sky12103 September 9, 2020

Dogfucker 

A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.

Guy #1 - "So what did you accomplish today, you dogfucker?"

Guy #2 (Dogfucker) - "Jack shit."

Dogfucker by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010

dogfucker 

A lazy person. See Fucking the dog.

You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

dogfucker by The Canadian Information Minister August 7, 2003

dogfucker 

An aircraft electrician serving the Royal Air Force.
WHY?
Because they do, there is an urban myth in the RAF that recounts a tale of an aircraft electrician that was caught having sex with a dog.

Pilot: I ave a problem with the NR indicator.
Line Swine: I'll get a dogfucker to come and have a look at it for you

dogfucker by Not a DF April 11, 2007

Dogfucker 

Dogfucker: I.E, racist white people who like to pretend they are not zoophiles by projecting their own retardation on middle-easterners. In reality 99% of zoophile porn involves american huwhite wimen getting effed by golden retriever while their god-fearing, muslim hating husbands watch.

An example of dogfucker in IRL.

White guy: You sand-n####ers like to fuck goats
Middle-easterner: Hold on a minute, i googled white people fucking dogs and i saw your sister lisa-ann getting fucked by a bulldog.
White guy: FUCK YOU TERRORIST.

Dogfucker by That guy who calls faggots out June 14, 2019