A type of musical cacophany that is made when a tweaker tries to mix drum and bass tunes with trance, relying on substandard mp3 mixing software, whilst throwing insults and random insanities into soulseek chatrooms.
The lack of concentration often associated with overt meth use, and general fiddling with faders that don't need fiddling with, causes the listener to hear noises that can best be described as the same noise as grinding a cat over a typewriter, whilst banging your face repeatedly into an iron spike.
The random volume changes and trainwrecking induce symptoms akin to vomiting, nausea and diarrhoea. Some more unfortunate people have been known to commit suicide after listening to a Dougstep mix..

'oh man, not Dougstep again.... i can't listen to that, my bowels feel too tender to risk it..'

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womble dongus

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds

AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT

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Schlongus Dongus

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

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Dogussy

A dogussy is just a dog pussy. Also Known as a bitch.

Jake(whore bitch)"Why aren't you fucking a dogussy"
any normal person "Im not fucking a dog"

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Dorgus is garbich

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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