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hammered dogshit 

1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.

Dogshit Gamer

The opposite of "God gamer"
Someone who tries really hard but can't figure out even the simplest game mechanics
Also someone who complains about the difficulty and later founds out he plays on easy.
"Fiddiii just admit it,you're the dogshit gamer now"
Dogshit Gamer by forsenStare July 5, 2020

In a bit dogshit 

An impressive way of telling your friends and lovers goodbye. Everyone will be saying this priceless tag..
Boyfriend: you going out with jamal tonight.
Girlfriend: no I'm off to meadowhall.
Boyfriend: K bitch!! “In a bit dogshit"
Girlfriend : love you bye!
Also try:In a while pedophile and
Bye bye japs eye
1. Feces of a canine

2. A garbage person, thing, idea, etc.
1. I stepped in dogshit

2. Krysten Sinema is dogshit
dogshit by Queen Buttrix May 8, 2021
Noun-
Fecal matter produced by a canine.

Adjective -
Poor or inferior quality .
Geoff~"Good morning Alf"

Alf~ "I'm not having a good morning Geoff, I stepped in the biggest pile of dogshit on the way to work"

Mike ~ "have you seen their latest work?"
John~"I can't believe they even post that online, it's absolute dogshit"
Dogshit by cerealkiller187 January 2, 2016

dogshitter 

those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet
is this little dog yours or you're just a dogshitter?
dogshitter by mavex January 31, 2007
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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