doug's drunken deposit of distruction

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1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.

I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.

doug's drunken deposit of distruction by halfhearinghero June 16, 2009

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Doggo's Mom

HUMONGUS ASS BIG ASS POOP NICE DICK SIT ON CHEST FART DICK POOP ASS

DOGGO'S MOM IS A FUCKING CHONKER ASS SIDE HOE

Doggo's Mom by fat penis balls October 28, 2020

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Doug's Place

A notorious tech repair shop on Abaco Island in the Bahamas. It is known for being a secret gay hookup spot for the locals and has numerous gloryholes in the basement. They do good tech repairs but the rumors about this place are known all over the island.

Ron: I saw Chris coming out of Doug's Place with no computer

Dan: We know what he was there for

Ron: Yep. Gay batty sex.

Doug's Place by miamithug January 21, 2023

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Doug's penis

An object so small that even NASA'S Hubble telescope can't find it

His hopes and dreams were smaller than Doug's penis

Doug's penis by Calvin Blackwell June 20, 2020

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Doug's Towel

When you are at a party after you have taken a big steamy one in the bathroom and realize there is no tp....Doug's monogrammed towel is always an option.

Hey dude, I just pinched one off in that bathroom and there was no tp...so I just used Doug's towel.

Doug's Towel by Pink Sta December 9, 2008

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the council of doggo's

the council doggo's is what gives best freind hooman balance in life

council of doggos provide you with protecction, home and good hooman.

council leader: all shiba inu kind alike are welcome for refuge from evil cat oppression for "the council of doggo's" will protect you and get you adopted my friends

hooman: *walks in to adopt* omg i found my new best freindo shiibe max from shibenation wow what a great mlem boy *hooman leaves with max from shibenation*

the council of doggos: *celabrate* missoin success

hooman: i got my doggo from "the council of doggos"

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Doug’s Vagina

A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.

We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!

Doug’s Vagina by SKacsir May 29, 2018

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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