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Douchey Dick 

A soapy penis; when soap is used instead of lube.
Bob: So how was the one night stand last night?

Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.
Douchey Dick by Holy balls of fire August 23, 2018
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douche dick 

A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.
Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.
douche dick by timbog1979 July 31, 2008

Douche Dick Fuck Stick 

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.
“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

douche dick 

A combination of someone who is a total dick and a bit of a douche bag
That guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche dick.
douche dick by timbog1979 April 29, 2006

douche-dick 

A person so mean and rude you can't just call them a "duche" or "dick"
You: That guy took up two spots and then spilt his drink on half the people here.

Friend: What a douche-dick.
douche-dick by TickleMeSilly April 12, 2014

Douche Dick 

The male equivalent to "basic bitch."
Bobby: "What's up with that new guy?"

Dillon: "Oh, that guy? He's a douche dick."
Douche Dick by sportsfan931 January 28, 2015

Douche Dick 

A male driver that can’t drive.
Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.
Douche Dick by drappel August 15, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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