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Douche-dick 

Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.
My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!
Douche-dick by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021

douche-dick 

Noun: Someone who is so ignorant, they don’t pull out.
I.E; “Damn I can’t believe Jackson fucked my mom, now I have brother. He’s such a douche-dick.”
douche-dick by Shrimp69 March 1, 2022

douche dick 

A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.
Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.
douche dick by timbog1979 July 31, 2008

douche dick 

A combination of someone who is a total dick and a bit of a douche bag
That guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche dick.
douche dick by timbog1979 April 29, 2006

Douche Dick 

Bobby: "What's up with that new guy?"

Dillon: "Oh, that guy? He's a douche dick."
Douche Dick by sportsfan931 January 28, 2015

Douche Dick 

A male driver that can’t drive.
Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.
Douche Dick by drappel August 15, 2020
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