Doucheworm 

Noun; A person that is such a douche bag that nothing else describes him/her.

The state of being directly after douche rocket. The lowest form or state of douche.

Oh man did you see Chad's shoes today, he's such a doucheworm.

Doucheworm by eminemmac10andezeallinone April 11, 2012

douchenometry 

a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.

Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.

sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction

douchenometry by pendergastastic September 7, 2010

doucherman 

a nick name for a person who was once bullied then becomes successful and starts to be an jerk everyone else, hence being a a douche. first used in the TNT TV show leverage

1. well if it isn't Larry the doucherman.
2. Larry: ha ha you're all peons, look at me now I own 10 houses.

randon guy in the crowd: oh great it's that doucherman again

doucherman by bingbang0 March 5, 2011

douchebomb 

A really HUGE douchebag. A douche so big that he spreads his douchiosity all around the room.

Dude, I gotta get out here. That douchebomb, Greg just walked in. I can almost feel the douchiosity crawling up my leg.

douchebomb by shrimphead May 8, 2008

douchewhore 

A person, typically male, that possesses the characteristic that is beyond extreme douchebagness in combination of superior retardedness but miraculously, somehow believes that he/she is a genius. Sometimes mistaken as a person doing an act "like a boss," in this case, they fail, yet, believed to have succeeded.

Joe just walked up to that gorgeous woman, asked her for a dance, got rejected, then proceeds to flip her off to her face, takes her martini, and pimp walks away with chin up in the air... then 10 seconds later, finds out that woman is his boss' wife. Wow! What a douchewhore!!

douche whore douche-whore

douchewhore by Miz_Tasia December 13, 2012

douchelord 

1.Person/s that demonstrates all the qualities of being a douche so well, they could in fact be a deity among douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.

that guy is one douchelord

douchelord by Nev October 29, 2004

douchewart 

Douchwart is the wart on man's penis. These warts usually appear after or when the man is being a douche. Douchwarts are very painful and have to be chemically removed. Sometimes a man who is being an asshole can be reffered to as a "douchewart"

Man: Bitch make me a sandwhich!

Woman: Wow, you are such a douchewart!

douchewart by Majicspleen June 16, 2010