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douchenometry 

a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.
Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.

sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
douchenometry by pendergastastic September 7, 2010

doucherman 

a nick name for a person who was once bullied then becomes successful and starts to be an jerk everyone else, hence being a a douche. first used in the TNT TV show leverage
1. well if it isn't Larry the doucherman.
2. Larry: ha ha you're all peons, look at me now I own 10 houses.

randon guy in the crowd: oh great it's that doucherman again
doucherman by bingbang0 March 5, 2011

douchebomb 

A really HUGE douchebag. A douche so big that he spreads his douchiosity all around the room.
Dude, I gotta get out here. That douchebomb, Greg just walked in. I can almost feel the douchiosity crawling up my leg.
douchebomb by shrimphead May 8, 2008

douchewhore 

A person, typically male, that possesses the characteristic that is beyond extreme douchebagness in combination of superior retardedness but miraculously, somehow believes that he/she is a genius. Sometimes mistaken as a person doing an act "like a boss," in this case, they fail, yet, believed to have succeeded.
Joe just walked up to that gorgeous woman, asked her for a dance, got rejected, then proceeds to flip her off to her face, takes her martini, and pimp walks away with chin up in the air... then 10 seconds later, finds out that woman is his boss' wife. Wow! What a douchewhore!!

douche whore douche-whore
douchewhore by Miz_Tasia December 13, 2012

douchelord 

1.Person/s that demonstrates all the qualities of being a douche so well, they could in fact be a deity among douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.
that guy is one douchelord
douchelord by Nev October 29, 2004

douchewart 

Douchwart is the wart on man's penis. These warts usually appear after or when the man is being a douche. Douchwarts are very painful and have to be chemically removed. Sometimes a man who is being an asshole can be reffered to as a "douchewart"
Man: Bitch make me a sandwhich!

Woman: Wow, you are such a douchewart!
douchewart by Majicspleen June 16, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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