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Doucheshnozzle  

A spin-off of a douchebag; refers to a guy who is guilty of and/or has committed some form of douchebaggery. Doucheshnozzles really capture the essence of doucheness, and therefore are usually repeat offenders, i.e. they're douchey all the time, and may never grow or develop into normal, decent males.
A doucheshnozzle is a guy who stands in club lines for two hours in the hopes of rubbing up against some girl for four seconds. Guys who pose in pictures with pseudo hand gestures to act like they're cool, when in reality they are complete doucheshnozzles. Frat boys who drink crap-beer and attempt to bone women who are intoxicated or likely passed out.
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douchenozzle 

someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!
"dude, enough of the 'trogdor!!!!' shit every hour of the day, your such a douchenozzle!"

douchenozzle 

Someone who makes douches appear less douchee. An individual that is such a douche that a greater descriptive word is needed to describe them. Thankfully because douchenozzle exists there is still a meaning to the word douche that can be thrown around freely (ex calling a random idiot a douche).

note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.
My roommate andee in Cerro Vista 707D d isn't a douche he's a douchenozzle!

Douchenozzlery 

Coined by Salty Dad. "The general activity that results from being a douchenozzle...Stupidity, irritating behavior, trolling, starting arguments on the internet, spouting low information, talking points, or the actions of a libtard.
There is a lot of douchenozzlery going on this page.
Douchenozzlery by A Salty Dad Fan September 19, 2013

douchenozzle 

1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman's vagina
during douche.

2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.
Charlie wouldn't shut up during the concert, he was a complete douchenozzle
douchenozzle by mike short May 14, 2005

douchenozzle 

Like a douche, but more fun to say
God Charles, you're such a douchenozzle.
douchenozzle by R eezy February 5, 2015

Douchenozzle 

A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick
No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle
Douchenozzle by D-Monkey May 8, 2018
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