Douchenozzle

A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick

No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

Douchenozzle

An extension of the word "douche bag" that adds more meaning and severity to its meaning. Can also mean "jackass." Most used by Ray when he gets pissed at his football team.

"You Douchnozzle!"
"If I say the play is on 'Douchenozzle,' WE ARE GOING ON 'DOUCHENOZZLE' YOU DOUCHENOZZLES!

by Jack squared September 25, 2017

Douchenozzle

A member of the House of Representatives who can't muster the common courtesy not to heckle the President of the United States as if he was at dollar beer night at the local comedy club.

That Joe Wilson, he's such a douchenozzle.

by PoliticalBoy September 11, 2009

Douchenozzle

The distillation of the essence of a douche, compressed as the douche travels via liquid form through the aforementioned nozzle.

Fuck that douchenozzle, we were supposed to see Friendship is Magic this evening.

by gorandy January 24, 2013

Douchenozzle

Any person acting in a manner which constitutes an obnoxious or annoying behavior with no apparent reason.

The tip of a douche applicator.

Ed's behavior while intoxicated is akin to a douchenozzle.

by Srod August 22, 2007

Douchenozzle

1.a terrible person

2.A total dick

3.affectionate name

Example 1.

Guy 1-I just fucked your girlfriend...and your MOM!

Guy 2-WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHENOZZLE ON THE PLANET!

Example 2.

Guy-I made you some pizza but...I got hungry and soo....yeah...you know where this is going.... :(

Girl- You are such a douchenozzle.*goes to Papa Johns*

Example 3.

*Meanwhile on the football field...*
Coach-LET'S WIN THIS GAME FOR THE CHEERLEADERS YOU PACK OF DOUCHENOZZLES!
Team-YEA!!!!

by Princess Megabucks March 16, 2012

Douchenozzle

A person who jacks off to animal porn.

--OHMIGOD Iouri is such a douchenozzle

-why?

--He jacks off to Animal Porn

by krackermaster March 21, 2009