Douchecuck

A so called man who likes flicking his bean whilst his "wife" satisfies another man sexually and whose is also a douche

That bloke Guido loves a butt plug shoved up his bum by the missus because he's a bit of a Douchecuck

Douchecuck by Astralchimp December 13, 2025

douchequake 

a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale.

Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he's a douchequake, yo.

douchequake by nme! January 18, 2009

douchecockery 

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans

Cut the douchecockery steve im busy

douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011

Douchecuntary 

Someone who's a such a douchebag and a cunt that it's complete douchecuntary.

"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."

"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."

Douchecuntary by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021

douchetruck 

A truck driven by a douchebag, typically American-made, often embellished with extra lights, large grills, custom hubcaps, truck nuts, etc. A douchetruck is always unnecessarily large and jacked-up, and the worst offenders also have loud diesel engines. Douchetruck owners partake freely in douchetruckery, and are often seen the common douche uniform of Ed Hardy.

Some SUV models have "Eddie Bauer Editions." Douchetrucks are the "Ed Hardy Edition" of pickup trucks.

douchetruck by Auntie Douchery September 4, 2011

douchecockle 

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.

"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"

douchecockle by heeheehoho August 11, 2009

Doucheneck 

Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.

"That guy in the doucheneck just spilled his drink on my friend without apologizing."

Doucheneck by Jspaz October 4, 2009