Douchebuck

Noun. A combination of the words: Douchebag, and Starbucks.

One of the many individuals whom you find consistently loitering outside of your nearest Starbucks Coffee.

Douchebucks are known for attempting to dress "trendy", and gravitate outside and around Starbucks for sometimes hours on end. Many speculate as to what these people are really doing, because it's very clear that they're not drinking coffee for six hours straight.

Douchbuck, singular:

"Hey you! Yeah, douchbuck I'm talking to you. Stop pretending to drink coffee from that empty cup, fold up the laptop, and leave."

Douchebuck, plural:

"These douchbucks are ALWAYS lurking. I wonder what they are really doing..."

Douchebuck by N. Adamson January 23, 2009

douchequake 

a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale.

Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he's a douchequake, yo.

douchequake by nme! January 18, 2009

douchecockery 

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans

Cut the douchecockery steve im busy

douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011

douchebug

A particularly annoying bug. The bug equivalent of a human douchebag.

"I've been trying to catch that fly for three days. The douchebug's going to have to die soon!"

douchebug by RedSquirrelPssht April 5, 2010

douchecockle 

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.

"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"

douchecockle by heeheehoho August 11, 2009

Doucheneck 

Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.

"That guy in the doucheneck just spilled his drink on my friend without apologizing."

Doucheneck by Jspaz October 4, 2009

Doucheblocker 

A former friend on facebook or other social web site gathering spot who first chewed you out publicly in an irrational and cruel way and then blocked you from interacting with them before you could respond.

First, she sent me this, "You continually insult people at every turn you get. I don't have time to go back and forth and I wouldn't think you do either. Not sure why the negativity but I choose to focus on more positive things and friends who don't have to hammer down their politics at every turn. I'm sure you'll have some response to this which will just prove my point. Happy facebooking!" And then she blocked me. What a DOUCHEBLOCKER!!!

Doucheblocker by Pappy_Boyington April 24, 2010