douche can 

One who commits a large act of douche baggery.

My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.

douche can by scott negley March 24, 2007

Douche Can 

The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.

When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'

Douche Can by smooter March 6, 2009

can of douche 

someone who is a douche bag in the worst possible way.

"Jesse is such a can of douche for egging your car"

"If douche came in a can, Chip would be in that can. Can of douche is what they would call him"

can of douche by the BORDAWG April 19, 2006

You can't fix douche 

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.

Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.

You can't fix douche by kajoe June 16, 2011

Douche Canoe 

An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.

*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"

Douche Canoe by FretWizard February 2, 2014

Douche Canoe 

Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"

Douche Canoe by Dino V. February 19, 2007

Double Douche Canoe 

Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.

You're a real double douche canoe.

Double Douche Canoe by harlequinxx July 30, 2010