2 definition by scott negley

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One who commits a large act of douche baggery.

My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.

by scott negley March 21, 2007

The act of eating several helpings of beans and deficating them on somebodys person.

I gave Sherry a mexican birthday cake and she was delighted to receive it.

by scott negley March 21, 2007