(N) Noun, plural Douchey McDouche-douches:
Someone exemplifying the qualities of douchery to a surprisingly new degree. Usually this person remains steadfast in their douche-dom and state of mind despite evidence contradicting their douche-tastic standpoint. Typically the party in question acts on or makes outrageous accusations kin attempt to spread their improper views. This is about the equivalent of Douchey McDouche to the nth power...
Used in speech:
"Damn Brian. Stop being such a Douchey McDouche-douche"
Douchey McDouche-douches of note:
1.
Eric Whiteside
Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.
One who trots about with beliefs that they have infinite wisdom in academic matters and feels it is necessary to point out what others should know via physical gestures, all whilst having the best of intentions in mind. Also, one who relentlessly corrects others in the most inconsequential of matters.
Cool guy:
"Man, that dude Inaki sure knows a lot about the stuff we covered in class today."
D. McGouche:
"BRO! His name is pronounced "Iñaki", you forgot to pronounce the "ñ""