Douche McDouche
Someone that is such a douche that you have to say "douche" twice to really hit the nail on the head.
Douche McDouche by Tubzilla January 20, 2009
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Douchey McDouche-douche
(N) Noun, plural Douchey McDouche-douches:
Someone exemplifying the qualities of douchery to a surprisingly new degree. Usually this person remains steadfast in their douche-dom and state of mind despite evidence contradicting their douche-tastic standpoint. Typically the party in question acts on or makes outrageous accusations kin attempt to spread their improper views. This is about the equivalent of Douchey McDouche to the nth power...
Someone exemplifying the qualities of douchery to a surprisingly new degree. Usually this person remains steadfast in their douche-dom and state of mind despite evidence contradicting their douche-tastic standpoint. Typically the party in question acts on or makes outrageous accusations kin attempt to spread their improper views. This is about the equivalent of Douchey McDouche to the nth power...
Used in speech:
"Damn Brian. Stop being such a Douchey McDouche-douche"
Douchey McDouche-douches of note:
1.
Eric Whiteside
2.
Rush Limbaugh
3.
Fox news
4.
People who deny the negative effects of global warming or smoking
"Damn Brian. Stop being such a Douchey McDouche-douche"
Douchey McDouche-douches of note:
1.
Eric Whiteside
2.
Rush Limbaugh
3.
Fox news
4.
People who deny the negative effects of global warming or smoking
Douchey McDouche-douche by Aureon August 24, 2009
douchey mcdouche
Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.
Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"
Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"
Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"
Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."
Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"
Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"
Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."
douchey mcdouche by King Awesome the Greatest January 20, 2009
Douche McGouche
One who trots about with beliefs that they have infinite wisdom in academic matters and feels it is necessary to point out what others should know via physical gestures, all whilst having the best of intentions in mind. Also, one who relentlessly corrects others in the most inconsequential of matters.
Cool guy:
"Man, that dude Inaki sure knows a lot about the stuff we covered in class today."
D. McGouche:
"BRO! His name is pronounced "Iñaki", you forgot to pronounce the "ñ""
Cool guy:
"You are such a Douche McGouche!"
"Man, that dude Inaki sure knows a lot about the stuff we covered in class today."
D. McGouche:
"BRO! His name is pronounced "Iñaki", you forgot to pronounce the "ñ""
Cool guy:
"You are such a Douche McGouche!"
Douche McGouche by D-lux May 1, 2013
Douche McGouche
A: (to B) Did Johnny stand us up again?!?
B: Yeah. Douche McGouche better hope i don't kick his ass next time i see him.
B: Yeah. Douche McGouche better hope i don't kick his ass next time i see him.
Douche McGouche by freigo November 18, 2006
Douche mcgouche
Douche mcgouche by Canditoc January 19, 2017
Douche McDoucherton
The guy that is not only the #1 Biggest Douche In the Universe But ALSO King Douche himself.. Whom Drives A Douche Canoe with his Douchebag friend's who are in contempt of Douchebaggery
Douche McDoucherton by Jaydude84 October 11, 2025
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