Tubzilla's definitions

squat trust

The confidence you have in your spotter/personal trainer at the gym.

I was able to push myself extra hard lifting weights today thank to the squat trust I have with my partner.

by Tubzilla December 17, 2008

Pig Contest

Almost identical to hoggin, a pig contest involves two or more contestents that try to pick up the fattest and/or ugliest girl in a bar.

We didn't see any hotties in the bar, so me and my buddies decided to have a pig contest last night. I won because I banged your Mom!

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

German Helmet Print

Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.

After she blew me, I gave her a German helmet print.

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

Douche McDouche

Someone that is such a douche that you have to say "douche" twice to really hit the nail on the head.

K Fed is a Douche McDouche!

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009