Almost identical to hoggin, a pig contest involves two or more contestents that try to pick up the fattest and/or ugliest girl in a bar.
We didn't see any hotties in the bar, so me and my buddies decided to have a pig contest last night. I won because I banged your Mom!
by Tubzilla January 20, 2009
I was able to push myself extra hard lifting weights today thank to the squat trust I have with my partner.
by Tubzilla December 17, 2008
Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.
by Tubzilla January 20, 2009
Someone that is such a douche that you have to say "douche" twice to really hit the nail on the head.
by Tubzilla January 20, 2009