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douchbagitron 

an act or process to generate a douchbag idea. thinking a bad idea.
I will mix bleach and ammonia to make a great cleaning agent for the floor. Dude, you are being a douchbagitron.
douchbagitron by jayseabee April 24, 2009
Portsmouth word. Denotes a person of limited intellect ,ie an idiot. Thought to derive from an angling term, a dough bait.
You fucking doughbait!
He's such as doughbait!
doughbait by Tom Dangerous July 16, 2003

douchebait 

A comment, status update or tweet designed to illicit idiotic responses.
Almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. Take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.

I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.

Douchebait 

A person (or persons) influencing or personally changing the aroma and/or secretions of the female vagina. Forcing the female to participate in a vaginal cleaning otherwise know as douching!
"God Lori, I had sex with John last night and now my pussy stinks! I am never sleeping with that Douchebait again!"
Douchebait by Melissa & Phoebe December 21, 2005
I don'y really care what dougbait is, but Portsmouth are up in tha Premier League!
Go Portsmouth. Teddy Sheringham is playing up-front.
doughbait by Diego August 18, 2003