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douchbagitron 

an act or process to generate a douchbag idea. thinking a bad idea.
I will mix bleach and ammonia to make a great cleaning agent for the floor. Dude, you are being a douchbagitron.
douchbagitron by jayseabee April 24, 2009
Portsmouth word. Denotes a person of limited intellect ,ie an idiot. Thought to derive from an angling term, a dough bait.
You fucking doughbait!
He's such as doughbait!
doughbait by Tom Dangerous July 16, 2003

douchebait 

A comment, status update or tweet designed to illicit idiotic responses.
Almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. Take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.

I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.

Douchebait 

A person (or persons) influencing or personally changing the aroma and/or secretions of the female vagina. Forcing the female to participate in a vaginal cleaning otherwise know as douching!
"God Lori, I had sex with John last night and now my pussy stinks! I am never sleeping with that Douchebait again!"
Douchebait by Melissa & Phoebe December 21, 2005
I don'y really care what dougbait is, but Portsmouth are up in tha Premier League!
Go Portsmouth. Teddy Sheringham is playing up-front.
doughbait by Diego August 18, 2003
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020