DoubleDutch

When a Dutch guy is drinking a Dutch beer while working late in the office.

Where's Jaap at, is he coming out to the bars tonight?
Nah, deadlines coming up he's probably pulling a DoubleDutch..

by DDboy October 4, 2011

Fanboy DoubleDutch

The evolved form of Fanboy Pattycake. When a public disagreement between two fanboys. Gains a huge audience. That either participate, instigate, or just keeps track of the situation. Due to the overall level of entertainment. This is either done. When the two opponents use high levels of intellect, wit, or slander in their argument. To gain the upper hand in the dispute. The results spread like wild fire. Where entire communities are now involved. This can come to a sudden stop. Once some one steps on the rope or can't continue at that high level.

See Fanboy Pattycake.

Man those 2 been going at it for weeks. I can't stop watching the Fanboy DoubleDutch match. Everytime he responses he take it to the next level. I wonder what he plans to do next.

by TheWon May 21, 2010

Double-Dutch Butt-Puss

Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.

Bitch! Stop annoying me or we're gonna play a few rounds of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss!

by FlyingDutchman666 July 20, 2016

Double Dutch Douche

An individual who evinces blinding acumen in the field of douchebaggery so as to evoke the skill and dexterity necessary to execute double-dutch rope jumping tricks.

A mansplainer on the internet saw fit to explain thermodynamics to an astronaut since, of course, as a female, she couldn't possibly comprehend the mechanisms of liquids in vacuums...he reached epic DOuble Dutch Douchebaggery levels however by failing to understand the concept of "spontaneous reactions" and has never been heard from again.

by Mollena September 9, 2016

double dutch titties

When a woman's titties be so saggy that you can play double Dutch jump rope with them.

Jessica's got double Dutch titties, made me reminence of my childhood, back to my jump rope days.

by The Stray Pube December 26, 2016

reverse double dutch rudder

The REVERSE double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men facing away from each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.

Somewhat less gay than the double dutch rudder (when the men are facing each other), and worth it if you can perfect it.

Guy 1: Hey man, you up for some double dutch rudder action?
Guy 2: IDK, isn't that kind of gay?
Guy 1: True... how 'bout a REVERSE double dutch rudder?!
Guy 2: sounds good to me!

by CircleJerk001 March 27, 2011

Double Dutch Rudder of Death

A sexual act involving two men. Man no. 1 grabs man no. 2's forearm, which is holding his own dick, and swings it in an anticlockwise motion so that man no. 2's dick is spinning like a skipping rope. Man no. 2, at an alternate sync, grabs no. 1's forearm and spins it anticlockwise from his own perspective, creating a double dutch movement. As this is happening, both men are attached at the neck by a rope. Both ends are knotted into slipknots and respectively placed around each man's throat. As the men lean away from eachother, the knots tighten and produce erotic asphyxiation. The act ends when both men cum, one passes out, or their dicks are too injured to continue.

Person: Yo, did you hear what happened to Matt and Liam? They tried to perform the Double Dutch Rudder of Death and ended up in the hospital with bruised dicks. Crazy shit, man.

by Hey Jamie November 25, 2019