Double-clutching

The act of returning to the bathroom to wipe your ass after an earlier shit.

“I had a thousand wiper this morning I need to go double-clutch it” double-clutch/double-clutching

Double-clutching by ShlongDiesel April 2, 2026

Double Clutching 

Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses

Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!

Double Clutching by DilboGaggins420 October 25, 2018

double clutching 

When a man is having sex with a woman, and he sticks a finger up her asshole.

Whenever I bang doggystyle, I see her balloonknot, and I can't resist double clutching.

double clutching by dickfitzentite July 19, 2009

double clutching 

To finger bang a person's ass while either performing oral sex on them, or while giving a male a hand job.

I encourage double clutching to my girlfriends.
I was watching porn, and this girl double clutched the dude.

double clutching by Jesse Ray 620 December 19, 2008

double clutching 

Hitting the weed twice and then passing it. Usually a party foul.

"Whats wrong with you man, dont be double clutching on my weed."

double clutching by Kevin Crosby May 22, 2005

Double clutching 

When a hoe takes on two or more dicks at the same time

Guy 1: Yo, Sheena new “man” don’t know is she is the biggest double clutching slut in the hood!

Guy 2: Hahaha, man that hoe messing around with John, Matt and Quameer at the same time? What a simp

Double clutching by Joos man June 12, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019