Definitions by dickfitzentite

twinpop 

Inserting your index finger into a woman's vagina, and the middle finger of the same hand into her anus at the same time, or vice versa.

She was blowing me, and wanted to 69, but I gave her the twinpop instead.

twinpop by dickfitzentite July 9, 2011

Pennsylvania's OTHER team 

The Philadelphia Eagles. Largely forgotten about in most of PA. A rather invisible team with no trophies or bragging rights. A team that truly always chokes at the last minute. Should be purchased as a farm team for the Pennsylvania Steelers.

Michael Vick was given probation by being forced to play for Pennsylvania's OTHER team.

Pennsylvania's OTHER team by dickfitzentite February 24, 2011

Pennsylvania's Team 

The Pittsburgh Steelers! They have won more superbowls and more AFC championships than any other team in NFL history. Favored in 95% of PA, most Pennsylvanians don't even know that PA has 2 NFL teams.

If the Cowgirls are "America's Team," the Steelers are "Pennsylvania's team."

Pennsylvania's Team by dickfitzentite January 27, 2011

Trailer park Cadillac

A second or third generation Camaro or Firebird. Anytime you see one of these driving, and you follow it long enough, it's guaranteed to turn into a trailer park. All trailer parks have a selection of these cars with and without wheels. Most drivers of them have mullets and listen to buttrock. The owners of these cars think that they own a classic. These cars WILL NEVER BE CLASSIC!

Girls do not dig guys who wear mullets and drive around in Trailer Park Cadillacs.

Trailer park Cadillac by dickfitzentite January 12, 2011

Fart Sandwich 

A bar shot made with vodka, sweet vermouth, and 2 tootsie rolls.

Give me a lager on draft, and a fart sandwich.

Fart Sandwich by dickfitzentite March 16, 2010

New Jersey state slogan

"When someone tells you to kiss them where it smells funny, you can bring them here."

This is the new New Jersey state slogan.

New Jersey state slogan by dickfitzentite January 9, 2010

schlep 

A person who does a job they they are not qualified to do, although they pretend they are. They typically cause more damage than good.

When I had my stove fire, the real fireman must have been busy that day. The schleps they sent cut holes in the roof and flooded the place with water, ruining everything.

schlep by dickfitzentite September 19, 2009