Transfire

A combination of the words "transfer" and "fire". It basically means that your boss transfers you to a different department that will then fire you, so that he/she does not have to.

I usually flip burgers, then Mcdonald's asked me to be a cashier, I think this is a transfire.

by dickfitzentite July 19, 2009

twinpop

Inserting your index finger into a woman's vagina, and the middle finger of the same hand into her anus at the same time, or vice versa.

She was blowing me, and wanted to 69, but I gave her the twinpop instead.

by dickfitzentite July 09, 2011

Fart Sandwich

A bar shot made with vodka, sweet vermouth, and 2 tootsie rolls.

Give me a lager on draft, and a fart sandwich.

by dickfitzentite March 17, 2010

schlep

A person who does a job they they are not qualified to do, although they pretend they are. They typically cause more damage than good.

When I had my stove fire, the real fireman must have been busy that day. The schleps they sent cut holes in the roof and flooded the place with water, ruining everything.

by dickfitzentite September 18, 2009

Pennsylvania's Team

The Pittsburgh Steelers! They have won more superbowls and more AFC championships than any other team in NFL history. Favored in 95% of PA, most Pennsylvanians don't even know that PA has 2 NFL teams.

If the Cowgirls are "America's Team," the Steelers are "Pennsylvania's team."

by dickfitzentite January 27, 2011

double clutching

When a man is having sex with a woman, and he sticks a finger up her asshole.

Whenever I bang doggystyle, I see her balloonknot, and I can't resist double clutching.

by dickfitzentite July 19, 2009

New Jersey state slogan

"When someone tells you to kiss them where it smells funny, you can bring them here."

This is the new New Jersey state slogan.

by dickfitzentite January 08, 2010