dickfitzentite's definitions
A person who does a job they they are not qualified to do, although they pretend they are. They typically cause more damage than good.
When I had my stove fire, the real fireman must have been busy that day. The schleps they sent cut holes in the roof and flooded the place with water, ruining everything.
by dickfitzentite September 19, 2009
Get the schlepmug. Inserting your index finger into a woman's vagina, and the middle finger of the same hand into her anus at the same time, or vice versa.
by dickfitzentite July 9, 2011
Get the twinpopmug. by dickfitzentite July 19, 2009
Get the double clutchingmug. The Philadelphia Eagles. Largely forgotten about in most of PA. A rather invisible team with no trophies or bragging rights. A team that truly always chokes at the last minute. Should be purchased as a farm team for the Pennsylvania Steelers.
by dickfitzentite February 24, 2011
Get the Pennsylvania's OTHER teammug. A second or third generation Camaro or Firebird. Anytime you see one of these driving, and you follow it long enough, it's guaranteed to turn into a trailer park. All trailer parks have a selection of these cars with and without wheels. Most drivers of them have mullets and listen to buttrock. The owners of these cars think that they own a classic. These cars WILL NEVER BE CLASSIC!
by dickfitzentite January 12, 2011
Get the Trailer park Cadillacmug. by dickfitzentite March 16, 2010
Get the Fart Sandwichmug. The Pittsburgh Steelers! They have won more superbowls and more AFC championships than any other team in NFL history. Favored in 95% of PA, most Pennsylvanians don't even know that PA has 2 NFL teams.
by dickfitzentite January 27, 2011
Get the Pennsylvania's Teammug.