double breasted 

Street terminology for a person addicted to both crack cocaine and heroin at the same time.

He buyin' rocks AND blows because he do BOTH.....He's double breasted, man!

double breasted by Macktackular Chi Town Po Po October 2, 2007

double breasted 

Having more tits than brains, usually do to implants

"Chesty Love" with her 56FFs was the most double breasted woman around

double breasted by greenguy253 December 7, 2009

Double Breasted Holster 

A bra

Tom: So what did you do next??
Kraven: I unlocked her vj gate and removed her double breasted holster

Double Breasted Holster by Use Water Gun February 24, 2019

Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher 

A derogatory term used to describe a woman that you would like to have sex with.

Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher by Kneeneye November 6, 2011

Double Breasted Bed Thumper

A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.

Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!

DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!

*bags and grabs her*

(3 hours later...)

DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;

Double Breasted Bed Thumper by TheSexpertOfEcology October 4, 2011

double breasted cock gobbler

a very rare yet often found big titied woman who likes the cock in her mouth or
a man or woman who you just cant get enuff cuss words in for...

good god look at that double breasted cock gobbler!

man that fucking double breasted cock gobbling bitch!

double breasted cock gobbler by scott doom January 5, 2010

Double Breasted Matress Thrasher

A covert naming convention designed to point out large breasted wome in public in the guise of bird watching.

"Looky here Cledus, me thinks I have just sited the fabled Double Breasted Matress Thrasher"!

Double Breasted Matress Thrasher by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005