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Double pepperoni and 3 cookies

A pizza order where the recipient, obviously high on weed, closes the door looking for a pen and passes out before paying the delivery driver.
"Did you hear about the Double pepperoni and 3 cookies girl?"

"Yeah, what a wanker"

"Well she actually called back and paid the next day"

"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT!"
Double-third-cousin: has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents, different eight great-grandparents, four great-great-grandparents in common and different twelve great-great-grandparents.
double-3C by Usery May 2, 2021

double-brown 360 

To drop a turd nugget on each nipple of a girl and then rub it in with your dickhead.
Last night I got shit in my pee-hole when I gave my girlfriend a double-brown 360.
double-brown 360 by Matthew B. September 28, 2006

gawk gawk gremlin super nigga balls in my mouth up and double combo 300 nut twister bumfucker up and down maybe even pound triple combo 11000 with a little drip drip from the balls at the end when ever you go to 6 eleven 4002xl3000 

gawk gawk gremlin super nigga balls in my mouth up and double combo 300 nut twister bumfucker up and down maybe even pound triple combo 11000 with a little drip drip from the balls at the end when ever you go to 6 eleven 4002xl3000 is the best thing you will ever have some people have it upside down or perpendicular it is promissed yo dick will get bigger by -6.9 inches
i just had some gawk gawk gremlin super nigga balls in my mouth up and double combo 300 nut twister bumfucker up and down maybe even pound triple combo 11000 with a little drip drip from the balls at the end when ever you go to 6 eleven 4002xl3000 up side down on a stair case.

Double gulck gulck 3000 

A really good blowjob.
"Bro, she gave me the double gulck gulck 3000 last night."

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*