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Doriot

Dumb ass mother fucker

sucks lots of cock

terrible at football

is a raging whore

has Chlamydia
"Dude did u see that doriot" "yeahh i felt bad for the dumbass"
by Torin Carlson July 19, 2012
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AMOGUS DORIOT

Amogus: AMOGUS DORIOT
My mom: dorioto🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Amogus: *kills mom*
Me: *kills amogus*
by JDMF December 10, 2023
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kansei dorifto

A hella badass inertia drift, made by professional drivers and street racers. The phrase is largely associated with the first episode of the popular anime Initial D, where the phrase spawned.
Guy 1: NANI?!
Guy 2: KANSEI DORIFTO!
by Nitrocidic_UB June 15, 2017
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El Dorito

Legendary Left wing back who represented Ireland in underage before declaring for Mexico at senior level. Career highlights include winning two CONCACAF Gold Cups, one Mexican Primera Division, four Airtricity League Titles, one Barclays Premier League Runners Up Medal and scoring a goal in the 2007 U19s European Championship third place playoff match.
I felt bad for El Dorito when the Tottenham Hotspur fans booed him off the pitch for injuring Jermaine Jenas.
by cheesy454 July 25, 2021
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Dorito Dick

When you are eating Doritios while masturbating and your penis gets Dorito dust all over it
Dude, I got the worst case of Dorito Dick last night. I was eating Doritos and watching TV when Wild Things came on. I looked down after the swimming pool scene and my dick looked like a 9 inch Cheeto.
by Harry Moe Lester February 27, 2015
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Dorothee

Living up to the origin of her name, Dorothee is a girl who is a “gift of God.” She is reserved and may appear to be aloof, but she is actually very sociable and loving when you get to know her. She is also πανεμορφη and very different from most girls you will encounter.
Why is she so nice to everyone? Well, she is Dorothee.

There’s just something different about her energy. It must be because she’s Dorothee.
by Δώρο θεού June 20, 2019
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dorito selection

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.
Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.
by Genomatic September 23, 2009
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