doushmuck 

1. A foolish jerk with complete lack of respect for those around them.
2. An obnoxious or contemptible person with willful disobedience.

"That guy is such a doushmuck that even the scum of the earth won't allow him in their presence."

doushmuck by M. Tellefson December 9, 2016

doopshmuckle 

When somone being is a doopshmuckle they are acting like a annoying old fat fuck. One who acts like a dick is constantly up their ass. Sad, and a party pooper.

Albert Damn Sam, Jim’s being a real doopshmuckle tonight.
Sam I know right! He acts like he has a dick up his ass or something.

doopshmuckle by TheMoretsonPvP November 11, 2018

doushcock 

A major reject. Generally this person has a much higher projected opinion of themselves than anyone else. Doushcocks come in many variets. Some have missing teeth and poor general hygene while others spend hours on their orange tans and over gelled haircuts. A doushcock is always happy to tell you how cool he or she is but in general is a loser. This syndrome has likely developed through years of being picked on as a child or some other family issues as a child such as not being held enough or being held too much.

I saw this toothless drunk guy trying to hit on this girl at the breeze. I wonder if that doushcock's rhetoric ever works.

Ever watch jersey shore? what a bunch of doushcocks!

doushcock by GTL_TODAY February 18, 2011

Dooshmock 

The name for a man who can’t seem to stop getting his head stuck in the vagina

Hey Jerry! Sophia told me you got your head stuck in her cunt last night. You’re such a fucking dooshmock

Dooshmock by PnuggsTheGreat February 22, 2019

DouchFuck

Class 1: A person who slightly annoys you in a certain way that no other word can describe.

Class 2: A person who you would avoid at all costs... You would go as far to cut your dick off, rather than be in the same room as them.

Class 3: Justin Bieber...

Overall: A person you want to punch in the face...

Person 1- "Hey, did you see that DouchFuck over there?"

Person 2- "Hell ya man, he's class 3..."

Person 1- "FAG"

DouchFuck by Neps + Nacho August 3, 2011

douchemuckery 

A total lost muddle of douchbaggery

I was totally lost in a clusterfuck of douchemuckery

douchemuckery by Clusterfuck December 6, 2021