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doopshmuckle 

When somone being is a doopshmuckle they are acting like a annoying old fat fuck. One who acts like a dick is constantly up their ass. Sad, and a party pooper.
Albert Damn Sam, Jim’s being a real doopshmuckle tonight.
Sam I know right! He acts like he has a dick up his ass or something.
doopshmuckle by TheMoretsonPvP November 11, 2018
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doushcock 

A major reject. Generally this person has a much higher projected opinion of themselves than anyone else. Doushcocks come in many variets. Some have missing teeth and poor general hygene while others spend hours on their orange tans and over gelled haircuts. A doushcock is always happy to tell you how cool he or she is but in general is a loser. This syndrome has likely developed through years of being picked on as a child or some other family issues as a child such as not being held enough or being held too much.
I saw this toothless drunk guy trying to hit on this girl at the breeze. I wonder if that doushcock's rhetoric ever works.

Ever watch jersey shore? what a bunch of doushcocks!
doushcock by GTL_TODAY February 18, 2011

Dooshmock 

The name for a man who can’t seem to stop getting his head stuck in the vagina
Hey Jerry! Sophia told me you got your head stuck in her cunt last night. You’re such a fucking dooshmock
Dooshmock by PnuggsTheGreat February 22, 2019
Class 1: A person who slightly annoys you in a certain way that no other word can describe.

Class 2: A person who you would avoid at all costs... You would go as far to cut your dick off, rather than be in the same room as them.

Class 3: Justin Bieber...

Overall: A person you want to punch in the face...
Person 1- "Hey, did you see that DouchFuck over there?"

Person 2- "Hell ya man, he's class 3..."

Person 1- "FAG"
DouchFuck by Neps + Nacho August 3, 2011

douchemuckery 

A total lost muddle of douchbaggery
I was totally lost in a clusterfuck of douchemuckery
douchemuckery by Clusterfuck December 6, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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