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a doorknob dicker 

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.
Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.
a doorknob dicker by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016
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Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !
A beautiful Dominican girl that doesn't know how flawless she is. Shy at first until you get to know her. After you get to know her she doesn't shut up but it's okay because she always has you dying laughing. Has a beautiful singing voice. When she sings chains are broken and lives are changed. A Dorka is a person who prefers having a few close friends as opposed to having a big group of people around her. If you have a Dorka for a girlfriend you're lucky because she is loyal and will love you with all her heart. Unless you try her. A Dorka is a bangin cook. Dorka's are very artistic when it comes to makeup and fashion. A Dorka is an amazing story teller and loves pranking people. Dorka's tend to have a lot of haters because they're so amazing. They're funny individuals that you can't live without. But watch out don't tell a Dorka who you like because she will definitely tell her boyfriend. Even if you tell her a hundred times not to. Dorka's usually go good with Mando's. Long story short a Dorka is the best thing that could ever happen to you and the best best friend you could ever have.
Girl #1: Woah is that an angel?
Girl #2: No it's just Dorka....

DoorDash-N-Run 

The act stealing recently delivered food from a doorstep. The best technique for this action is to patiently wait for a food delivery driver to leave an order by the front door and then quickly grab it before the rightful owner knows it's gone.
Neighbor: Someone keeps on stealing my Jimmy John's! I confirmed that I gave them the right address and the app showed that it was delivered.
Me: I saw Josh at your door earlier today and he smelled like Jimmy John's! He must have done a doordash-n-run!
DoorDash-N-Run by Senor Dank Nugs October 12, 2021

doorknob confession 

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.
As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.
doorknob confession by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011

doormat guy 

One who thinks he will get laid by women if he puts them on a pedestal but actually becomes 'laid'-out on their front door and is used to clean their shoes.
Careful what you wish for.
"He's being a doormat guy to her, why doesn't he stand up for himself?"
doormat guy by mogydee July 9, 2018