doordick

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The act of holding a door open for someone approaching but not super close, thus causing the person to guiltily rush to the door. It's not necessarily an act of kindness, but perhaps an act of selfishness, as a doordick attempts to redeem him(her)self by the precariously selfless act.

Don't be a doordick, she's like a block away.

doordick by anonymous February 8, 2015

Words you can keep

Doordick

Boyfriend not buying you food or bringing you dick? Introducing Doordick! I show up at your door with food and dick!

Girl, if your man ain’t doing it, sounds like you need some Doordick!

Doordick by Tuff2please January 19, 2023

Related Words

doordick • Doofdick • Back Door Dick Taker • back door dick trap • Door Kicker • Doo dick • Door Deck

Doorkicker

An Infantry soldier who goes from house to house kicking down doors and storming entrances

Major League Doorkickers

Doorkicker by InfantrySoldier666 December 9, 2009

back door dick trap

a female's ass

that girl had the tightest back door dick trap

back door dick trap by YourUnclePablo June 12, 2018

Back Door Dick Taker

1) n. A male who like large penises rammed in his rectum.
2) n. Any person who prefers anal sex

Did you see Jacob the back door dick taker get fucked in the ass last night?!

Back Door Dick Taker by Evan Wheeler September 15, 2008

Doofdick

A person that just makes you brain glitch so you call them something they’ll never expect

TINIYAH: yo, I elbowed a Sasquatch with my foreheads knee!!

Gourney: lmao wut?

TINIYAH: wat?

Gourney: Doofdick

Doofdick by JaiGELLED August 7, 2019

Door-dick

The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.

Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!

Door-dick by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026