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doomie

Stupid, dumb, lack of thought. Messed up!
Man yo that joke was doomie!
You so doomie fo dat.
You so doomie you act like ya aint got a brain.
That was doomie!
by KissiLuvgreen December 28, 2005
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Doomie

noun: a person who spends a lot of time doomscrolling and sharing the rotting fruits of their labours via social media.
I had to block him as he was becoming a bit of a doomie and I can't cope with the news at the moment unless it contains uplifting stories about puppies of videos of kittens!
by Pitpat120 September 25, 2020
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doomie loke

Drew: did you hear about robert and melissa with the baby?

Kasia: NO?

Drew: Yous a straight doomie loke
by Dominic Bates August 9, 2006
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Glock dookie

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people
He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups
by Boogiedown April 11, 2022
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dookie water

An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).
"We are havin a party! We drinkin dookie water tonight!"
by kno gud June 28, 2015
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doodie calls

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014
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Doomer

A person (usually a millennial or generation Z and male) who has experienced apparent hardship (relationship breakup, job loss, failure etc.) and has became fully immersed in apathy, self hatred, depression and generally being a loner. Usually asleep or tired in the day and more active at the night, spending time on the internet or going on long night walks ruminating.

Often has little other hobbies, whilst listening to characteristic music including Slowcore, Eastern European Goth, 'Doomer Wave', Radiohead and the more sombre and depressing forms of Midwest Emo music.

Doomers often want a normal life, but find it hard to understand why everything goes against them and thinks long and hard about a path back to normality.
Person A: I haven't seen Tom in ages. Where is he?

Person B: He took breakup with his gf quite badly, then lost his job. He now spends all his time reading, posting sad status updates and depressing music on Facebook.

Person A: Sounds like Tom has gone full on Doomer.
by Guess 102 April 1, 2020
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