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DoomMonger

Bringer of Gloom, irregular hair lining/loss, Champion of Greece
“Pffft! You’re such a DoomMonger you berk, son of doom!”
by Sexpot bedwetty January 14, 2023
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dongmonger

1. One who mongs dongs.
2. A person who is known to be an annoyance to a particular group of friends, who secretly dislike said person.
3. Less used insult similiar to "dick-head."
"I wish bob would piss off."
"Yeah, he's a dongmonger."
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doofmonger

A person who is a loser, idiot etc. Also a quality of a person that is most un-appealing to most sane human being.
Bush is such a doofmonger
by Pillsuburyetta Jolieolier December 7, 2003
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Doom-monger

These people are possibly the most annoying kinds of people that one can think of. Doom-mongers are people who go around ANYWHERE, in public, or on the internet, and make predictions of upcoming apocalyptic events, or try to prove a prediction as true for an upcoming disastrous event. This results in mass hysteria and makes many others mental or terrified of what may happen to the world. Some people may not believe in the words of what these clowns say, while others may due to the strong language the use to shock people into believing it.
Doom-monger- *arrives in a public area and starts talking*-
"The time is now.... The time is here.... the world will end as we know it and I will tell you how and why." "Experts say *blah blah blah...*"

Everyone else- *terrified* *start telling everyone else*
by FinklerZ November 7, 2015
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Dorkmonger

(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.

But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.
Examples of Dorkmongers:
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers

"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"
by Dorkmonger December 9, 2008
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doofmonger

A person who has negative qualities
by BLHA December 21, 2003
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Doom Monger

Bringer of Gloom, irregular hair lining/loss, Champion of Greece
“Pffft! You’re such a doom monger you berk, son of doom!”
by Sexpot bedwetty January 14, 2023
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