A person who is a loser, idiot etc. Also a quality of a person that is most un-appealing to most sane human being.
by Pillsuburyetta Jolieolier December 7, 2003
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1. One who mongs dongs.
2. A person who is known to be an annoyance to a particular group of friends, who secretly dislike said person.
3. Less used insult similiar to "dick-head."
2. A person who is known to be an annoyance to a particular group of friends, who secretly dislike said person.
3. Less used insult similiar to "dick-head."
by Krishnan Pedro Gonzalez "The Chief" Iyer May 4, 2008
Get the dongmonger mug.(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.
But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.
But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.
Examples of Dorkmongers:
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers
"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers
"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"
by Dorkmonger December 9, 2008
Get the Dorkmonger mug.Someone who constantly causes problems and chooses to think about themselves rather then the betterment of the community.
That doufonger ran to the boss and squealed on me...Ah, bugger....He can be a real doufonger sometimes.
by nobodyishere December 13, 2012
Get the Doufonger mug.The Foofmonger is considered a creature of the night, the origins of which are unknown. It is a malicious spirit said to consume the souls of its' victims. This creature is potentially other-worldly, but resides deep within the pits of hell. The age of this spirit can not be found in any history books or encyclopedias, but there are early traces of its existence dating back to mythological days where it was known by the name RJ. A beast of unspoken ferocity, perceived to be made of fear. This being is intangible, but its presence can be felt. When it rips the soul from its vessel, it is said to inherit that poor target's traits and skills. Researchers say it still exists to this day, within every shadow, every dark corner. It waits for anyone, or anything to sense it, and then it strikes. The feeling of having the soul ripped from the body is said to be similar to that of being set on fire, but surviving much longer, as the flesh does not actually burn. The brain is actually tricked into feeling the pain, so there is no way to soothe it. After the Foofmonger finishes its soul-stealing ritual, it devours the corpse. Nobody can determine the exact weapon or tool that the being uses, only that it is very efficient and precise. Scientists project the 'tool' it uses is similar to that of a snakes fangs, long hypodermic needles, but instead of injecting venom, it draws out the soul.Nothing more is known other than old tales of the treacherous beast known as, Foofmonger....
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