1. One who mongs dongs.
2. A person who is known to be an annoyance to a particular group of friends, who secretly dislike said person.
3. Less used insult similiar to "dick-head."

"I wish bob would piss off."
"Yeah, he's a dongmonger."

dongmonger by Krishnan Pedro Gonzalez "The Chief" Iyer May 4, 2008

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Dorkmonger

(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.

But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.

Examples of Dorkmongers:
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers

"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"

Dorkmonger by Dorkmonger December 9, 2008

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Doufonger

Someone who constantly causes problems and chooses to think about themselves rather then the betterment of the community.

That doufonger ran to the boss and squealed on me...Ah, bugger....He can be a real doufonger sometimes.

Doufonger by nobodyishere December 13, 2012

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Foofmonger

The Foofmonger is considered a creature of the night, the origins of which are unknown. It is a malicious spirit said to consume the souls of its' victims. This creature is potentially other-worldly, but resides deep within the pits of hell. The age of this spirit can not be found in any history books or encyclopedias, but there are early traces of its existence dating back to mythological days where it was known by the name RJ. A beast of unspoken ferocity, perceived to be made of fear. This being is intangible, but its presence can be felt. When it rips the soul from its vessel, it is said to inherit that poor target's traits and skills. Researchers say it still exists to this day, within every shadow, every dark corner. It waits for anyone, or anything to sense it, and then it strikes. The feeling of having the soul ripped from the body is said to be similar to that of being set on fire, but surviving much longer, as the flesh does not actually burn. The brain is actually tricked into feeling the pain, so there is no way to soothe it. After the Foofmonger finishes its soul-stealing ritual, it devours the corpse. Nobody can determine the exact weapon or tool that the being uses, only that it is very efficient and precise. Scientists project the 'tool' it uses is similar to that of a snakes fangs, long hypodermic needles, but instead of injecting venom, it draws out the soul.Nothing more is known other than old tales of the treacherous beast known as, Foofmonger....

The Foofmonger is a gaming beast, none can even compare to his skill.

Foofmonger by I am... Foofmonger... December 3, 2011

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DoomMonger

Bringer of Gloom, irregular hair lining/loss, Champion of Greece

“Pffft! You’re such a DoomMonger you berk, son of doom!”

DoomMonger by Sexpot bedwetty January 14, 2023

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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