by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020
Get the Dookenfuck mug.nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”
*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”
“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”
“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”
by perry the platypiss October 2, 2021
Get the dookenshmirtz mug.The noise that ferrets make when they are happy or excited. When you're playing alot, they start to walk around making this noise or dooking. It's a sort of low chuckle/clucking sound. It's really cute. :
by Ragon February 6, 2009
Get the Dooking mug.The guy that you just can't ever seem to be with but have an attraction to. First he isn't interested then he becomes interested, but you're unavailable. Repeat.
by nameless512 November 2, 2009
Get the Dookin mug.Someone who literally gets blamed for everything, even if it is obvious that they didn't do it. Everyone will blame a dooson.
by QWERTYabc1234?!? January 8, 2020
Get the Dooson mug.A person who never knows whether to push or pull when approaching a doorway, usually ending in embarrassment.
(Tony, like a dick, tries to push open the glass lobby door that is clearly labeled PULL, hurting himself, spilling his coffee, dropping his phone, and making a noise loud enough to turn heads.)
David (walking by): Did you see that? Tony just smashed his face into that door!
Rees: Fucking Tony. What a dooron.
David (walking by): Did you see that? Tony just smashed his face into that door!
Rees: Fucking Tony. What a dooron.
by K. Magnus August 21, 2014
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