Dookon 

Penis, cock, rod.

Joe "I bet that slor bangs off mad dookon."

Dookon by Neo June 15, 2003

Dookenfuck 

Fucking someone with your pants still on.

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!

Dookenfuck by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020

dookenshmirtz

nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”

*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”

“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”

dookenshmirtz by perry the platypiss October 2, 2021

Dooking 

The noise that ferrets make when they are happy or excited. When you're playing alot, they start to walk around making this noise or dooking. It's a sort of low chuckle/clucking sound. It's really cute. :

When I play with my ferret he starts dooking! It's so cute!

Dooking by Ragon February 6, 2009

Dookin

The guy that you just can't ever seem to be with but have an attraction to. First he isn't interested then he becomes interested, but you're unavailable. Repeat.

I wish he hadn't been such a dookin and had just been straight forward.

Dookin by nameless512 November 2, 2009

Dooson

Someone who literally gets blamed for everything, even if it is obvious that they didn't do it. Everyone will blame a dooson.

You got blamed for something you didn't do! You must be a dooson!

Dooson by QWERTYabc1234?!? January 8, 2020

Dooron

A person who never knows whether to push or pull when approaching a doorway, usually ending in embarrassment.

(Tony, like a dick, tries to push open the glass lobby door that is clearly labeled PULL, hurting himself, spilling his coffee, dropping his phone, and making a noise loud enough to turn heads.)

David (walking by): Did you see that? Tony just smashed his face into that door!
Rees: Fucking Tony. What a dooron.

Dooron by K. Magnus August 21, 2014