Dooson
Someone who literally gets blamed for everything, even if it is obvious that they didn't do it. Everyone will blame a dooson.
Dooson by QWERTYabc1234?!? January 8, 2020
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dooson by @TheRealXbox January 6, 2020
Hot dog Dodson
When having sex with your partner, while they are laying flat on their stomach you take your penis and insert it between their buttcheeks, pressing their buns around your shaft, making it look like a foot long hot dog
Hot dog Dodson by Hellnawdawg May 8, 2019
Antoine Dodson
He's climbin in your windows,he's snatchin your people up, tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they're rapin errbody out here.
Antoine Dodson by High1605 August 6, 2010
Antoine Dodson
A man who has become an internet sensation because of a widely circulated local news story about an attempted rape made upon his sister with whom he lives in a housing project. The attempted rapist apparently climbed through the sister’s window and Antoine awakened to the sound of the ensuing scuffle, and helped chase the assailant out of their home.
Me-"Hey Katherine, ever heard of Antoine Dodson?"
Her-"No who is he?"
Me- "He's a hero protecting people from rapist in Mobile, Alabama!"
Her-"No who is he?"
Me- "He's a hero protecting people from rapist in Mobile, Alabama!"
Antoine Dodson by Dmaaaaaaac August 5, 2010
Dobson grab
The act of thrusting one's hand toward, or in the general direction of, another's groin without actually making physical contact; such act entails the exclamation of "Dobson grab!" by the perpetrator. Although possible of any sex or sexuality, it is usually enacted by homosexual men.
Peter: Dobson grab!
...
John: Dude, what the fudge did you just do to that guy?
Peter: I Dobson grabbed him.
John: Is that legal?
...
John: Dude, what the fudge did you just do to that guy?
Peter: I Dobson grabbed him.
John: Is that legal?
Dobson grab by Adversus October 21, 2012
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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