Dooron

A person who never knows whether to push or pull when approaching a doorway, usually ending in embarrassment.

(Tony, like a dick, tries to push open the glass lobby door that is clearly labeled PULL, hurting himself, spilling his coffee, dropping his phone, and making a noise loud enough to turn heads.)

David (walking by): Did you see that? Tony just smashed his face into that door!
Rees: Fucking Tony. What a dooron.

Dooron by K. Magnus August 21, 2014

a doorknob dicker 

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.

Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.

a doorknob dicker by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .

I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !

Deader than a doornail by dragonboy8586 June 22, 2020

dorontabi

The man himself. He is well known for his explicit tweets (written in japanese) about loli characters in games/anime.
The part that makes him funny is the horrible Twitter translation feature that makes the tweet hilarious to read when translated.

Dorontabi: Hmm ... Damn bratty girl ...! !! ! Seducing an adult 💢 💢 Rape correction is needed ...💢
Twitter user: what the fuck

dorontabi by Karliah March 30, 2023

doorknob confession 

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.

doorknob confession by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011

slick as snot on a doorknob 

Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass

Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."

slick as snot on a doorknob by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006

sock on the doorknob 

Tying a sock on a doorknob to signify to others that you are inside the room having sex. You do this as an international sign to say: do not enter. If you do, you will regret it and I will be embarrassed.
Sometimes called a doorsock

My roommate saw the sock on the doorknob, so they knew I was in there having fun with my partner.

sock on the doorknob by Strongly Opinionated Erin January 13, 2018