Dooglet

A Dooglet is a sweet, cute, eccentric guy who loves David Bowie.

You may find a Dooglet working a 9 to 5 shift at a shitty Starbucks in your local town.

by D-yoonit March 28, 2011

dogletdom

The world wide collection of all doglets.

"Ne're in all dogletdom have one beheld such whiskery fur or such eyes."

"Mavi is the exemplar of dogletdom."

by iawah November 22, 2013

doglet

Any breed of small dog, usually less than 20 pounds.

My doglet weighs only six pounds, so I can just put her in my bag and take her anywhere.

by lovemydoglet December 15, 2012

Dooglesnackin

N.,V., Prefix (Doogle-)

N. 1. A piece of food(commonly fruit or hotdog) that has been used in the act of masturbatory happenings, thought to be imbued with the essence of the person.
2. The slang term for a Frenchman who has retreated on the battlefield.
V. 1. To masturbate with food.
Prefix(Doogle-)To masturbate with following object. Ex. Dooglesetting- To masturbate with silverware, Doogleclowning-To masturbate with a clown, etc.

N. Johnny ventured into the bathroom after his older brother was done, but little did he know the bananas and apples in there would begin to dance because they were no longer fruits but had been transformed into the mystic Dooglesnackins, he cried.
2. The Dooglesnackin ran as fast as he could when the Panzer topped the hill, running straight into a battle ready troop of German soldiers, he cried.
V. Will was overly excited when he got the ham out of the oven, and should have waited twenty minutes for it to cool before dooglesnackin and only waited five thus burning his genitals, he cried.

by Cory Strawbridge September 6, 2004

donglet

a little penis

Look at that little donglet.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Hot Doglet

4 hotdogs and 6 eggs (scrambled) cooked into one massive omelet. Commonly made by unemployed students.

Tom: "Man, I am friggin starving and I have no money."
Dave: "Better make a hot doglet."

by soopadickman November 9, 2005

French Doogler

While having doggy style sex, the male eats a steak with a knife and fork off of a plate on top of the woman's back.

Mike had difficulty maintaining his French Doogler. With every thrust, the plate fell off of his girlfriend's back, knocking the steak to the floor.

by Franny Doogler March 20, 2011