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The kid in high school that no one likes and everyone makes fun of. Tried to be funny but ultimately fails in every occasion and makes everything awkward.

synonyms: mike
That kid sitting in the back is such a doofert.
Doofert by p-ston February 24, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch

Tweedle Doofer 

a person who gets bitten by a dangerous bug and gets the five day fever and doesn't treat it
Nami you are a real Tweedle Doofer
Related Words

Dooferent 

You’re not like other girls, you’re actually Doctor Doofenshmirtz.
“I don’t know, man, I’m just dooferent. I even have a platypus for an arch nemesis.”
Dooferent by mysteriousdarkness:) August 17, 2021
a marijuana ciggarette
comes from the word "doobie"
yo man give me a toke of your doobert
doobert by ciaranwarnock January 17, 2019

oofer doofer

a tv remote controller, used to change the channel when you cant be bothered to get up and change the channel on the tv
hey dad, oi dad, pass me the oofer doofer
oofer doofer by Harrielah March 4, 2008
Remote control for an elecrtonic appliance.
Where's the doofer for the telly
Doofer by Ste-vo July 30, 2003
A Doofer can be anything. When you can't think of the name of an object or item just replace the unknown name with doofer and hey presto.
"Margret Wheres thats doofer for the wotsit?"
doofer by Mc Numpty March 20, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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