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Doodoofoot

Definition 1:
One who has tracked their feet in fecal matter.

Definition 2:

One who has significantly dirty feet from walking in a public place or public bathroom.

Definition 3:

One who metaphorically is always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Example: Do you have the doodoofoot?

Example 1: Dude you got the doodoofoot!
Example 1a: Dude! something be stanky! You got da doodoofoot?!

Example 2: Holy SH*T, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FEET?! YOU GOT DA DOODOOFOOT?!
Example 2a: Dude, I seen dat before. You got da doodoofoot.

Example 3: Don't mess with that guy, he be doodoofootin.
Example 3a: Don't go over there, they just be a bunch uh doodoofooters.

Example 3b: Look out fellow brothers! We are being pursued by a roving band of doodoofooting MADMEN!

Other examples include:
STOP DOODOOFOOTIN! or STOP DOODOOFOOTING!
Doodoofoot by Vondoodoofoot April 29, 2011
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DOODOOFART 

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DOODOOFART by COCKMILKER01 March 16, 2021

DoodooVoodoo 

The uncanny ability of some men to get their girlfriends to have anal with them when the girlfriend in question does not really feel like it.

Note: not counted as sodomy, just magic.
Dude, Gary, Alayna was over and I totally pulled some DoodooVoodoo and got what I was waiting for. Of course I felt bad afterwards...but I made her want it...
DoodooVoodoo by MassaRee August 8, 2008

doodoofart 

a nice way of sayingpiece of shit” or “dumbass
“Your a little doodoofart”
My teacher is such a doodoofart”
doodoofart by bruh.dude April 16, 2020

Doodoofootpowerslide 

When you step in shit and you go sliding all the way down a slip n’ slide then at the bottom of it there is your girlfriend and you land on her with your hands on her boobs squeezing them and leg between her legs.
Yo, some crazy ass shit happened last night, I did a doodoofootpowerslide and we got “mazzy.”

doodoofut 

The Hawaiian term for shart (see shart)
I scared for make one fart cuz it might be a doodoofut
doodoofut by Microben February 28, 2016

doodoonoodle 

Wes, you're such a doodoonoodle.
doodoonoodle by doodoonoodle December 18, 2008