Doodly-poo

1. psuedonym for Benjamin Franklin. Discovered electricity. Plays with kites and keys. Strongly believed to be buddhitst or hindu.

2. To fornicate.

"Dude, I totally doodly-pood that chick last night"

by Doodlypood April 2, 2010

cock a doodle poo

1. Having anal sex and getting your banana covered in bad chocolate.

So I started to plug her in the butt and next thing you know cock a doodle poo!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Cock-a-doodle-poo

When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.

Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"

by chicken diapers April 13, 2018

Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo

A Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo is a secret phrase only to be uttered when you are in dire need of a Comeback. Can be used against Your granny tranny or Your dog incest. But after uttering these sacred words 4 stars die and the victim is evaporated into cat litter.

Mark: Don't make me say it!
Jim:Your Granny Tranny !!!!!
Mark:Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo.
Jim:...............
(Jim is evaporated into kitty litter)
(Four stars explode)

by Gru boo March 18, 2018

Doodle Poops

Entirely unintended and supplementary post shit farting.

I thought I was done, then I went back into the bedroom and had the worst doodle poops.

by MBadgerJ March 9, 2019

doody pooty

the act of feeling like an Asshole; feeling down; a random word that shows you are upset; synonym for crap

Jimmy got an F on his test and felt like a doody pooty.
Jimmy just took a nasty dooty pooty.

by pantoliano July 28, 2009

Doodley Poodley

A New Jersey boi who works who likes the 1982 version of "Annie."

The boi is a doodley poodley.

by Vincent Anthony March 6, 2007