Doodleflip

A polite innuendo to say "have sex".

"I think those two lovebirds over there are gunna doodleflip."

"Yo bitch wanna doodleflip after twerk?"

Doodleflip by Nehshin July 27, 2013

Doodleslap 

When you get a boner so fast your dick slaps against your stomach.

"Oh, dude, last night this chick was sucking my dick, I got a doodleslap and I almost broke her front teeth!"

Doodleslap by Peter the Cheater May 13, 2008

doodleflap 

To swing or sway your phallus ( see doodle ) around loosely, either by malicous intent or by accident.

1: We were just sitting on the couch when mr szalay jr ran into the room stripped off his pants and proceeded to doodleflap maliciously.

2: Tommy ran from the shower to the towel closest , unintentionally doodlefapping as he ran.

doodleflap by deplorablesloth March 12, 2016

Doodlechip 

When you cum uncontrollably into a bag of red hot, spicy Doritos, tie it up, and bash your sleeping lover with it

Joey: Damn! Ashley’s pissed at me!
Burt: what did you do?
Joey: I was pretending to be Swiper the Fox, and I nailed her with a good ol’ doodlechip

Doodlechip by NibbaTron February 1, 2018

doodeeflickle 

doodeeflickel:/ came from the all wonderful miller commercial.. Burgerflickel.. this word is for when somthing bad happens

** car crash ** " !!!DOODEEFLICKEL!!! "

doodeeflickle by vansboy September 24, 2004

quantum-doodleflapper 

A quantum-doodleflapper is a person who can't stop to conflate the mysterious nature of quantum mechanics and the mysterious nature of their particular superstitious belief. The gaps in our understanding of quantum mechanics are filled in with the persons favourite pet hypothesis for consciousness, existence or any other big question about the fundamental nature of the cosmos.

"There was a quantum-doodleflapper in the debate who kept asserting quantum mechanics prove humans have a soul and other various magical abilities."

quantum-doodleflapper by Be Loyal July 4, 2020

Doodledip 

To Doodlely squat-alternate spellimg of diddly squat
To do nothing especially nothing of importance
To disturb someone else by doing a nothing
Of worthlessness
Doing a small worthlessness

Do not confuse with Dip Doodle

She was being a DoodleDip by banging on the piano.
He was being a DoodleDip by sighing and putting water vapor in the air while I was doing my homework.

Doodledip by Ajrlsmithn October 28, 2012