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Doobie Dick

Doobie dick is a famous party which involves a male inserting a doobie(joint) into his penis and proceeding to wave it about trying to burn fellow party goers.
Jim: James did the doobie dick last night!!
David: Oh my god, seriously?
Jim: He ended up burning some girls forehead.
Doobie Dick by jayjaybarlow June 2, 2009

dookie dick 

dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.

Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.

In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.
"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."

Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...
dookie dick by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

Dookie Dick 

A man that fucks another man in ass
I heard that you and Eric are Dookie dicks

dookie dick 

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.
Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!
dookie dick by Caline March 19, 2014

Dookie Dick 

Target male audience for AIDS/ HIV medication
Them Dookie Dicks are at it again!

Dookie Dick 

When a man fucks another man in the ass
I heard when you was locked up you was a dookie dick
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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