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Dont Speak 

1.
A southern street slang languge thought to have come from North Carolina into Maryland.

2.
A language where the begining structure is completely contraditionary, and either involves the words don't or I Know.

3.
A complicated way to speak which confuses surrounding listeners, yet makes sense only to ones know what you mean. Very funny because of peoples reactions when they try to butt in your business.
"Dont call me when you get off work"
Translation: Call me after work.

"I know why this girl got a maxi pad stuck to her high heels"
Translation: Why does she have a maxi pad stuck to her heal?

"Dont I know why this girl keep call me?"
Translation: Why does this girl keep calling my ass, buggin me?
Dont Speak by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004
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dont speak english day

dont speak english day is on October 7th, speaking english is prohibited on that day.
I wasnt able to understand anyone yesterday, it was dont speak english day and everyone besides me spoke spanish. I only know german.

i dont speak tags 

when someone says something in roblox and it comes out as (######################) you say "i dont speak tags"
RobloxUser123: ##############
CoolgamerProMaxGod: i dont speak tags
i dont speak tags by Furnomaly December 10, 2021

i dont speak broke 

i dont speak broke dose mean that the person that says that is to rish to be possibel to speak whit you.
hey kid talk with me. im sorry i dont speak broke.
i dont speak broke by happykokobeng February 10, 2019

I Don't Speak School Shooter 

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.
User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"

Don't Speak, Fuck You 

Something to say when you're angry at people who are in your way.
"Fucking garbage collectors, get the fuck out of the road. Don't speak, fuck you!"
Don't Speak, Fuck You by MrAngryphase December 16, 2011

I don't speak broke. 

A phrase someone who has AirPods says and uses it against everyone else to flex.
Person with no AirPods: Hey, what's up?
Person with AirPods: Excuse me, I don't speak broke.
I don't speak broke. by tmkkmt February 6, 2019
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