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Definitions by tmkkmt

costco guys 

cawst-co-gize Father-son duo on TikTok, under the alias @a.j.befumo. Known for their seemingly excessive obsession with Costco, partaking in social media trends at the same local Costco in every video. Coined the nickname due to their beaming passion for Costco.
Costco employee: Why the fuck is this grown man and his son dancing in the poultry aisle?! I see them every day!
Costco manager: Because they are the costco guys.
costco guys by tmkkmt May 30, 2024

turkish quandale dingle 

terr-kish-kwaun-dale-ding-ul Gained popularity by starring alongside group leader (blue tie kid) at the infamous TikTok Rizz Party. Seen attempting to impress the group leader by showing off various dance moves. Coined the nickname due to his ethnic nose, to which people compare the quandale dingle meme.
Jack: I'm like such a manwhore, I've slept with the entire grade.
Blake (group leader): Wow, cool.
Jack's friend: You're literally a virgin... Stop trying to get validation; you're acting like an annoying version of turkish quandale dingle.

blue tie kid 

bl-oo-ty-kid Gained popularity in a video by @islandentertainment on TikTok for asserting dominance among his friend group, slowly but surely influencing his peers to copy his every move. Also coined the nickname "group leader" due to his supreme demeanor throughout the clip. Very popular within the TikTok brain rot community.
Jack: I hate drugs, why are they even a thing!?
Blake: *slowly starts to chant* LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!
Jack: *also slowly starts to chant* LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!
Bystander: Wow, Blake is definitely the blue tie kid.
blue tie kid by tmkkmt May 30, 2024

curry muncher 

A derogatory term used against individuals of brown skin color and/or South Asian descent. It is a term based on the stereotype that all brown people eat curry.
Racist person: Lol, you see that curry muncher over there? I'm gonna go ask him to fix my computer.
Me: That's not okay.
curry muncher by tmkkmt February 27, 2024

brain rot 

A term used when oneself utilizes ”slang” of which heavily derives from the unfortunate effects of modern media. The use of these terms, especially via in-person communication, tends to be heavily looked down upon by mainstream society.
Jake: Poggers! You must have learned that skibidi toilet rizz whilst sipping on a grimace shake in Ohio! Slay, baka!

Steven: Brain rot…
brain rot by tmkkmt February 21, 2024

iPhone 15 

An iPhone 14, but instead of 14 it's 15.
John: *walks into class* Just copped the new iPhone 15, broke cunts!
Teacher: Everyone knows you only got that after carrying around your cracked iPhone 6 for the last eight years because your parents are struggling to pay rent, you fat piece of shit.
iPhone 15 by tmkkmt September 24, 2023
Combination of emojis used to mock people of whom are acting in a cringe fashion. This particular combination of emojis is typically associated with corny overused phrases such as “What the flip” and “Boi”.
Jake: “Lol, wut? As a sigma male and fellow follower of Andrew Tate (AKA top-g), I hereby announce that women don’t deserve rights.”
Me: 🤓🫱
🤓🫱 by tmkkmt August 6, 2023