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DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR 

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES
Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"

dont care. stay mad. 

the most untouchable comeback of all time. 6ix9ine himself put this phrase into existence and literally only dawgs with hella drip are allowed to use it. when combined with the lethal additions of "also, you're white", or "also, you're a stoopid doodoo poopy-face", or, if you're really brave, " also, i listen to gunna", opponents will be instantly folded.
tyler: "bruv, what's that large brown stain on the back ur pants which conceals ur ass"?
kyle: " dont care. stay mad. also, you're white. also, I listen to tyler, the creator. also, I roll my pants. also, I have circular glasses. also, joe mama. also, I want a fortnite burger".

Long Hair, Dont care 

One with Flawless long hair, who maintains his/her feature and uses it to gain advantage over the average short haired male or female in any shape way or form, and who uses his/her wonderful hair to its full advantage.. 'Long hair, Don't care' is for anyone with beautiful hair; Not caring how you rock your hair because his/her's will most likely be more better and stylish.
Guy/Girl 1 - "You need to cut your hair."

Guy/Girl 2 - "Hell no, I got Long hair, dont care"

i dont care 

A phrase, or group of words that I use to much. Particularly when being difficult, or when I dont have an opinion towards something

i dont care that you broke your elbow 

A vine refrence, often used by school children when are, or are acting like they are angry.
I dont care that you broke your elbow *chuckles*

I DONT CARE 

person 1: my Dog just... *Sobs* DIED

Me: I DONT CARE OKAY
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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